In an effort to control the incessant buzzing and build-up of dessicated remains, I have invented the flysucker 2000. It cost all of $7 from Home Depot. A piece of ten foot electrical conduit jammed onto the end of the vacuum hose. It doesn't have much power, you have to get right on top of the fly to trap it, but it is satisfying, and I suspect a little painters tape to seal the hose to the vacuum for better suction would only improve matters.
|The mad genius at work.|